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John Kasich, who wants to roll back abortion rights and would probably be very rude about it, was very unhappy with the confetti situation at his non-victory speech in New Hampshire last month. So his staff bought all the confetti in Ohio for his (first and only) primary victory speech.

John Kasich Demands More Goddamn Confetti
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John Kasich Demands More Goddamn Confetti
Photo: AP

John Kasich Demands More Goddamn Confetti
Photo: AP

That’s a lot of ‘fetti.