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Former candidate for President and current sad man Jeb Bush doesn’t have to be sad tonight. Because even though his mother may always love George just a little bit more, Jeb still somehow managed to pull in two percent of Florida voters. Truly a great night for Jeb.

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Part of the reason that roughly 43,000 people threw away their vote on Jeb (no offense) is that Florida prints its ballots in advance, meaning that voters are inevitably presented with some candidates that aren’t actually candidates any more. The other reason is that, tonight, Jeb Bush almost definitely voted for Jeb Bush.

Still, we’d like to extend a hearty congratulations to Jebs everywhere. Jebs—it’s your night.